Je vous ai deja narre les deboires des langues etrangeres des qu'elles sont pratiquees en Chine. Ci-joint, un exemple vivant qui me fait rire depuis ce matin!
Monsieur "This is my duty" Liu, une des personnes travaillant au Foreign Affairs Department, m'a telephone ce matin pour me demander si je pouvais passer au bureau pour corriger un texte en anglais.
Voici ci-dessous le texte qui a ete soumis a ma sagacite. Toutes les suggestions, interpretations, commentaires sont les bienvenus. Je ne suis pas sure de pouvoir debrouiller cette merveille armee de mon seul humble savoir!
(avant d'admirer la merveille susdite, je vous replace le contexte: ce texte est cense etre publie sur le site de l'universite pour servir de reclame et de prospectus d'information pour les etudiants etrangers voulant venir etudier le chinois a Linyi. A defaut d'attirer des vocations pour le chinois, je suis certaine qu'il fera sensation dans les milieux philologues anglo-saxons. Et laissez-moi ajouter que son auteur, M. Liu, est un des meilleurs Chinois anglophones que je connaisse par ici. Sur ce, bonne chance! ne vous sentez surtout pas oblige de lire jusqu'au bout )
"Foreign student's school admission brochure one of teachers college of Linyi of foreign student's school admission brochure of teachers college of Linyi. Foreign Chinese teaching in the center overview Linyi teachers college foreign Chinese teaching in the center, teachers college of Linyi, establish in 1995. Always enjoy great prestige at home and abroad by paying attention to teaching quality in cultural teaching of Chinese. Centre this have many persons of high foreign Chinese the faculty of professional title, they have deeper research to the noumenonn of Chinese, and have abundant foreign Chinese teaching experience. This centre opens all kinds of, Chinese classes of different levels throughout the year , course offered is complete. According to the foreign student' s different levels and characteristics, trained, reads courses, such as understanding, Chinese writing, translating, HSK intensive training,etc. after offering basic Chinese, spoken conversation, hearing. In addition, in order to meet different levels students' request, still offer the pronunciation to identify and correct, Chinese characters, Chinese calligraphy, China paints, grammar rhetoric, nearly 20 elective courses, such as China's historical culture, China's social custom, Modern Chinese Literature, Chinese law, folk song folk music, Chinese wushu, foreign trade Chinese,etc., offer the foreign student a free choice. This centre attaches great importance to being regarded as the language social work of the second classroom while doing classroom instruction well, planned organization student participate in social investigation, move in Chinese family, canning arrange for the performance, forum various informative language practice activity each term.
This centre welcomes people from all walks of life, such as foreign students of various countries, Chinese of foreign nationality,etc. warmly to study Chinese.
Two. 1 enrollment classification and course offered. Ordinary Chinese receives a training in growth period and is grown: Register and study students of the above in half a year (one term). Train students' Chinese listening, speaking, reading and writing ability mainly. Divided into junior class, intermediate class and advanced class according to student's level. (1). Junior class : Spoken language, hearing, comprehensive lesson (whether pronunciation distinguish , read, precision, extensive reading, basic Chinese,etc. course may be taken). (2). Intermediate class: Spoken language, hearing, comprehensive for lesson (read, can take course at the intensive training, grammar, Chinese not intermediate,etc.s writing, HSK). (3). Advanced class: Hearing it is advanced advanced for spoken language, comprehensive for lesson (read, select newspapers and periodicals , can take course at the the writings, Modern Chinese Literature,etc.s Chinese) Grow in a short time: Register and study students under half a year. Can choose to study basic Chinese , hearing, spoken language, reads, history, folk music, calligraphy, paints, wushu, cooks, folk custom , legal, such courses as the Chinese film is appreciated. In every week about 20 class hours, have a class every day from Monday to Friday, review, preview or organize various kinds of recreation in the afternoon. Can arrange for the city to be visited , investigate or organizes to go to Yihe to visit etc. in the countryside according to the need on weekend. The short-term class can look at concrete number of people, study time, study the flexible arrangement of content2. The academic credentials are grown (two (-or-three)-year-term college student and undergraduate) Two (-or-three)-year-term college student: The two (-or-three)-year-term college student listens to the teacher together with Chinese student to each (institute) carries on the academic programming. The length of study is two years. After finishing repairing every course that a speciality offers and pass every subject examination, the university of Liaocheng awards the training diploma. Undergraduate: The undergraduate has a class together with Chinese student to each (institute) participates in the academic programming, the length of study is four years. Finish majoring in a specialized undergraduate course, examination of passing every subject and academic dissertation, can obtain the undergraduate course diploma of the university and bachelor's diploma .
2. The academic credentials are grown (two (-or-three)-year-term college student and undergraduate) Two (-or-three)-year-term college student: The two (-or-three)-year-term college student listens to the teacher together with Chinese student to each (institute) carries on the academic programming. The length of study is two years. After finishing repairing every course that a speciality offers and pass every subject examination, the university of Liaocheng awards the training diploma. Undergraduate: The undergraduate has a class together with Chinese student to each (institute) participates in the academic programming, the length of study is four years. Finish majoring in a specialized undergraduate course, examination of passing every subject and academic dissertation, can obtain the undergraduate course diploma of the university and bachelor's diploma .
Three. Enroll new students health of shoulding require applicant , like and observe the People's Republic of China laws and regulations and Linyi systems and regulations of teachers college. Ordinary graduate student is 16-60 years old; Two (-or-three)-year-term college student and undergraduate must offer the high middle school to go through the identification and HSK achievement (liberal arts is not lower than 6 grades , science is not lower than 4 grades ), the age is generally under 25 years old, reach the medium-sized C grade (6 grades) of the chinese qualifying test in China (HSK)
Four. The length of schooling is raw for a long time: Enter school every February, September, 18 weeks of each term, 36 weeks of each academic year. According to student's level, assign and study in elementary, the intermediate or the advanced class. Students can join a class in the middle of the course at any time and study according to the level . Class period: 8:00-12:00 14:00-16:00 Every from Monday to Friday for give a lesson day in will it be 20 class hour every week, Saturday,, Ri and China Zhou legal to have a holiday without exception festivals or holidays. Grow in a short time: Generally run the short-term class every spring, summer and autumn. Other time, if student's number can run the study class above 10. Study time and does not wait for two to three months. The academic credentials are grown: Two (-or-three)-year-term college student's length of schooling is two to three years, undergraduate's length of schooling is four years, the special circumstances can be lengthened
Five: Study and living condition ①The trees make a pleasant shade around the teaching building, in profusion, peaceful and beautiful, it is the best place for study. ②The school has built a teaching facility newly completely, the international exchange centre where the service facility is complete (foreign student's apartment ), offer graceful living environment and high-quality life for foreign student. ③There are air conditioners in foreign student's room, there are single bathrooms and guarantee to supply the hot water, there are television, refrigerator and international direct dial in the room. There are dinings room of laundries in the floor. Have also allocated the meal for everybody to start to cook oneself and like of articles of kitchen for foreign students. ④Consist of service departments, such as school hospital, banking department, post and telecommunications, buffet, gymnasium,etc. in the school.
Six: Study costs and board and lodging expenses ①Registration fee: : 10 dollars (refuse to be returned after registration). Registration charges is 20 dollars (pay while registering) ②Tuition fee: (it is paid within one week that the new term begins) Ordinary graduate student: 1500 dollars for each person every academic year; 800 dollars for each person each half a year. Grow in a short time: 150 dollars every two weeks for each person, increase by one week each time, add 50 dollars; The group is more than 10 people, each student enjoys 20% of the favours. The academic credentials are grown: 1500 yuan each academic year for each person, 800 dollars each half a year for each person. ③Hotel expense : The double room costs 4 dollars for each person every day; Single room 6 for each person every day, according to inhabit number charge actually. (to pay in advance first one year or half a year lodging expense when the new term begins) ④Board expenses: About 2-3 dollars for each person every day. ⑤Medical fee, teaching material fee are paid by foreign student.
Seven: Apply to enter school and register and register procedure 1, necessary file of person who applies to enter school ① On the job or is studying the testimonial 1 original paper ; ② I take one's hat off front photo 8; ③ Enter school 1 application form, first check table of physique( can be from the download from the website); ④ I come to China to study 1 application . 2, Register the procedure ① The foreign student oneself, or the organization file an application with our school through enrolling new students relevantly, ask for and fill in " foreign students abroad application form for studying in China, teachers college of Linyi, " and " foreign the human body one dose of check tables", fill in good above-mentioned form, foreign student I on the job or study testimonial and 8 photo send foreign student of our school Foreign Affairs Division department to together. ③ Hold" JW202 form " ," letter of admission of teachers college of Linyi " comes to our school to go through formalities of registering with " physical examination form ".
Eight. Traffic traffic: Linyi is located in southern Shandong, easily accessible, the airport of Linyi lies in Linyi river east district of market, have association in the regular flight of Beijing, Shanghai, Guangzhou, Jinan, Qingdao and other places every week, Beijing-Shanghai high speed, Japan's east high speed and Yan stone run through Linyi, the traffic mileage of the railway and expressway occupies first place in the whole country . Fly to Beijing, Shanghai for about 2 hours from Linyi, return for about 1 hour, exchanges that by train Beijing can set out at dusk , arrive in the morning; Fly to for Jinan, Qingdao about 1 hour, go by bus for about 4 hours; Living environment: The commercial building of market of Linyi stands in great numbers, merchants gathered, the reform a store emerging after developing . The wholesale city annual turnover 20 billion in Linyi is polyhydric, come out at the top in the market of ten major industrial products of the whole country, it is the largest goods distributing centre of area of stupid, Jiangsu, Henan Province, Anhui. The urban area, large-scale shopping supermarket around, trade and business wholesale market gather, the type of merchandize is complete. Urban area living condition convenient, get accommodation, have dinner, go sightseeing, amusement facility complete life, happy and carefree to occupy, happy pavilion, star hotels, such as high honour,etc., urban area and alreadying developed Wang Xizhi former residence, lake of Baboom Slip Museum of the tomb of Han dynasty, Yimeng, moved the scenic spots, such as the botany, Mengshan national Forest Park,etc. around, tourist city time spent does not exceed 2 hours to go to Qufu, sunshine,etc. by car. Climate: Linyi lies in the southeast of Shandong, is called the mountain area of Yimeng usually. It is temperate in climate, make a clear distinction between the four seasons, the highest temperature about 38 ° Cs in summer, the minimum temperature in winter- about 10 ° Cs, the rainfall is plentiful .
Nine. Get in touch with the address postcode: 276005 China Shandong Linyi leads to institute's telephone of international exchange of teachers college of Linyi of the way No. 18: 0086-539- 8297646 Fax: 0086-539-8297646 Email: lytu@ly-public.sd.cninfo.net Http://www.lytu.edu.cn"
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